He had lots of animals like pigs, chickens, horses, and cows.<\/p>\n
But then one day, one of his horses became constipated, so he went to the vet and the doctor gave him some big pills and a pipe. The doctor instructed him to put a pill in the pipe, stick the pipe up the horse\u2019s ass, and blow as hard as he could.<\/p>\n
Jay went home and did exactly what the vet told him to do.<\/p>\n
An hour later, Jay came back to the doctor\u2019s place looking very sick. The doctor asked what was wrong.<\/p>\n
Then Jay replied, \u201cThe horse blew first.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse\u2019s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.<\/p>\n She tries to throw her arms around the horse\u2019s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.<\/p>\n Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse\u2019s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.<\/p>\n She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.<\/p>\n So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening.<\/p>\n \u201cWho\u2019s the boss around here?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n \u201cI am.\u201d said the man.<\/p>\n \u201cI have a black horse and a brown horse,\u201d the farmer said, \u201cwhich one would you like?\u201d<\/p>\n The man thought for a minute and said, \u201cThe black one.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNo, no, no, get the brown one.\u201d the man\u2019s wife said.<\/p>\n \u201cHere\u2019s your chicken.\u201d said the farmer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" He had lots of animals like pigs, chickens, horses, and cows. But then one day, one of his horses became constipated, so he went to the vet and the doctor gave him some big...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":401,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nA blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.<\/h2>\n
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.<\/h2>\n