Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.<\/p>\n
When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace.<\/p>\n
When he gets back, he says, \u201cHoney, my hands are freezing!\u201d<\/p>\n
To that she replies \u201cWell, come here and I\u2019ll warm them between my legs.\u201d<\/p>\n
He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing.<\/p>\n
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.<\/p>\n
When he returns, he again says, \u201cHoney, my hands are really freezing!\u201d<\/p>\n
She looks at him and says, \u201cFor crying out loud, don\u2019t your ears ever get cold?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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