{"id":281,"date":"2026-03-20T19:25:24","date_gmt":"2026-03-20T19:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/awestories24.press\/?p=281"},"modified":"2026-03-20T19:25:40","modified_gmt":"2026-03-20T19:25:40","slug":"usa-unfiltered","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awestories24.press\/?p=281","title":{"rendered":"USA UNFILTERED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new schoolIt was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.<br \/>\nShe replied, \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d The teacher said, \u201cHoney I don\u2019t think that\u2019s your name. You need to go to the principal\u2019s office and get this straightened out.\u201d So she went to the principal\u2019s office and he asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d And the little girl said, \u201cHappy Butt.The principal called the girl\u2019s mother to get this straightened out once and for all. 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It was Kukoya from Japan.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-12\">\n<div id=\"news25story.xyz_responsive_1\" data-google-query-id=\"CKb2xpiar5MDFXVq9ggd3-cEwQ\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23201474937\/news25story.xyz\/news25story.xyz_responsive_1_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Kukoya: \u201cEarly this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: \u201cNot bad. Okay, who`s next?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Another student raised his hand. It was Weng from Singapore.<\/p>\n<p>Weng: \u201cI try! I try. 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