My family gathered 30 relatives to celebrate throwing me out of the house. When I returned to collect my final box of belongings, my sister grinned and announced, “Perfect timing! Our guest of dishonor has finally arrived!”
“LOOK WHO FINALLY SHOWED UP! OUR GUEST OF DISHONOR!” my sister shouted as thirty relatives turned toward me and burst into laughter. A huge gold banner stretched across the living room: **GOOD RIDDANCE, EVELYN!**...