MIL served the other DIL premium crab, but gave me an empty plate: ‘Our funds for you are exhausted.’ 2 days later she calls: ‘Pay mortgage, 90 days late!’ I laughed: ‘My funds for you are exhausted!’
And Diane had just convinced me to finally audit my own family. By breakfast the next morning, I had uncovered something much uglier than an empty dinner plate. Diane hadn’t been “temporarily short.” She...